A 27 Year Old Girl Finally Figuring out Adulthood after Two Years as a World Traveler
If you know me, you’ll know I’m not exactly into sports. I used to pretend that I liked football when I liked a boy who liked football, but really all I was doing was drinking beer and cheering when they cheered.
“Wait, what just happened? Did they make a goal?”
However, there is one aspect of sports that I understand perfectly, those guys are hot. As far as the Olympics go, I’m pretty much only interested in gymnastics and watching the swimmers in their tiny suits.
So, in honor of the 2012 XXX (heck yes it’s XXX) London Olympic Games, I bring you my top picks for the sexiest Olympic Athletes of all time. You’re welcome.
(Yes, this counts as one person. I think of it in the same terms as the age old expression “If the nachos are stuck together, it counts as one nacho.”)
Technically, Benji is a gold medal wielding Apline Ski Racer from Austria. In my mind, Benji has the perfect sense of humor, bakes chocolate cakes with no calories every night and flashes those pearly whites after each of my stupid jokes.
There is a theme happening in the world. And that theme is that men named Ashton are sexy. I’ll be naming my son Ashton to set him up for a full life.
Gymnastics doesn’t exactly bring sizzle to the mind, until Danel comes on screen…
I’m not sure many other men could make this pose look so good.
Little known fact: Tattoo’s are really good looking sometimes
Steven Lopez is Taekwondoing all the right things.
I know that he is in a suit in this picture, but come on, who cares? This man cleans up NICE.
Yet another Nacho Theory decision. These guys are brothers and are the most unfair thing in the history of genetics.
Um, David? Can you go over there and bend down to pick up that hurdle that I just “accidentally” knocked over? Yeah, Thanks….
I know we’ve seen David Beckham on, like, every list of hot guys ever in the world ever, but that’s for good reason. Because David Beckham is freaking good looking.
I really don’t have to explain this choice do I?
Another classic choice. Olympic athlete groupies the world over have been swooning for Michael since he first came on the scene and CLEANED UP at the last games. But I feel it would be doing us all an injustice not to include the man I dream about when I have cabana boy dreams.
The way you put that powder on your hands is just mesmerizing.
Aside from the obvious reason I chose him (his outfit is really tight), this guy just exudes strength and manliness.
I never knew that canoeing was an Olympic event, but I’m really glad it is.
Also was unaware that Water Polo was an Olympic event, another grand surprise. Ryan, you’ve got this list on Lochte.
I’ve just realized that a lot of the men on my list are either American or Candian. I think I need to think about this by looking at more pictures. Possibly a hottest INTERNATIONAL Olympians post to come?
There really isn’t much more to say aside from a collective “sigh”.
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Keep Things Sweet,